Quote Originally Posted by davidpizzica View Post

So it's back to at least one day of hospital food (ugh!)
and those (bleep!) (bleep!) hospital gowns!
Hey, the food isn't so bad - if you're hungree enough!

The "Gown" ??
An easy fix ... tell your Nurse that you want the matching PANTS!

Don't furget to cinch up the waist string ;
and get 'em on Front side to the FRONT -
(The reason for THAT will eventually become obvious.)