After reading this, Fister says he's so relieved that he has no little sister here.

Big Boy, I can tell what a hard time you're going though - oh dear! Not even your food bowl can you have to yourself. It's outrageous! And it's just not fair that Sweety Claws steals your spot on the sofa - now that you spent such a long time warming it up! She definately needs some education! On the bright side, she does help keep you fit, doesn't she.

I can think of one advice you can give your dad... get her nails clipped!

Your friend,
Fister


PS. We expect we'll get a better school report next time.