[Dear You. . .]

**DJFyrewolf36** · 02-28-2010, 04:16 PM

Dear annoying co worker,

In case you haven't noticed, this is an industrial environment. There are all manner of funky, nasty and just plain wrong smells out here. The toilet is leaking and molding on the bottom and it reeks any time its flushed. It reeks before I get here and it reeks after I leave. Just because I work up a sweat working while you sit in your climate controlled forklift does not mean that I must be stinking up the whole site. I use deoderant and body spray and I shower extra just to make YOU happy. You maybe talk to me for 10 min in an 8hr shift usually outside. Do I REALLY stink bad enough to be "black flagged"? You spit chew everywhere and Im tired of stepping in it, should I bitch loud enough for your co workers to hear and then have them tell you Im gonna get you fired? You seem to loooove that approach. My company contracts to yours...yes my boss talked to me about your complaints but you have no authoriy to threaten my job. I am not a dirty person. I am trying my hardest to not offend your nasal sensibilites...now it seems you think every single bad smell within a mile radius is me and when I report the mold problem (which may be making people sick) you insist that the smell is still me! What is your forking problem?
Im at a loss as to what to do about you. I know you're a sexist arse, Ive heard you make some pretty obcene comments. Do I report you, ignore you? You p!ss me off...just leave me alone and quit acting like a child. If you don't like me then just do your job and don't talk to me. I will do my best not to cross your path but I wont be driven from my job.
Quit making people miserable
~me

**Kalei** · 03-01-2010, 10:23 AM

Dear Jim
Manager of FirstonSite,

I really really really want this job, please give me a call very soon and tell me I am hired, I would be the happiest girl in the world today

I know I would be a great employee!

Desperately in need of a great job,
Kalei

**Pembroke_Corgi** · 03-01-2010, 10:33 AM

Dear Universe,

The other time I wrote a letter on this thread my wish came true, so I thought I'd give it another shot!!

Please let Eric get the job he just interviewed for in Memphis. We would be closer to family and I could stay home with Lyra for a bit more. I hate the thought of her spending all day in daycare. Of course, we would also need to sell our house, so maybe I'll wish for that too.

**Pawsitive Thinking** · 03-01-2010, 10:34 AM

Dear Everyone

I could have handled things better and I am truly sorry but I was fighting for my sanity and I almost lost.

Remember the good times?

**Catty1** · 03-01-2010, 11:15 AM

Denise -

I, for one, have been on the edge as you are describing. Prayers that you are healing. I am SO happy to see you here again!

Nothing to forgive, hon - it wasn't your fault.

**Alysser** · 03-07-2010, 07:00 PM

Dear Miley Cyrus,

Please stay out of Pirates of the Caribbean 4

You have no right to be among the best, and you no business ruining a dying [GOOD] franchise even more.

thank you,
supporter of old POTC cast.

Dear me,

WHAT the hell is wrong with you lately?

Love, me? [weirdest letter i've ever written]