Originally Posted by RICHARD
Why do bagpipers walk while they play?
To get away from the noise!
Q. Why do bagpipers always walk while they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.
I love flute jokes because that's my instrument. A few favorites:
Q. How do you get two flute players to play in tune?
A. Shoot one of them.
Q. What is the definition of perfect pitch on a flute?
A. Into the Dumpster without hitting the side!
Q. Why do you rarely see a concert flutist take a breath when she's playing?
A. Because she's already got enough air in her head.
My nephew plays percussion. Here is a drummer joke he told me.
Q. What did the drummer get on his SAT?
A. Drool.
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