I am back for tea.....

LOL,

I got a pizza because I didn't know what to eat or fix. I sat on the floor next to the fireplace........three minutes later?

Ed got off the couch, from a dead sleep, walked over to my plate and licked my piece of pizza.

He licked his chops, climbed back on the couch and fell asleep,again.

That was two hours ago.

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Is it cheating if you have a whole bar full of sweethearts?