Quelle façade?

(oh lordie, another language. Now, here’s a question - how long did it take me to google that?)

I can be silly (or special? Are they now interchangeable?) too.

If you care that little, then I fail to see why you keep coming back to twist the knife.

Why do I owe you the satisfaction of ignoring you? Gawd, your reading skills are lacking, although I suppose that applies only as when you see fit. I don’t ignore people because I don’t believe in permanently labelling people as good or bad (or ugly, in case you were wondering). And thanks, but my career in veterinary medicine does not require Play-Doh, as far as I am aware. Eesh, I credit you with enough to read your responses.

Perhaps I am not the self-obsessed one here, then.

I’ll take whatever mud you want to sling. If you can’t take it back, surely you should be the one putting me on ignore? That way you can mud-sling all you like, and I in turn can complain all I like, but you will be content in your blindness to it.

Others, however, will see.

I realise I am the very epitome of the bad guy here, firstly because I am sans a band of cronies nodding ecstatically at every word I say, and secondly because I have no problem with making analogies about the things people seemingly despise me for - having confidence in myself and the audacity to be controversial.

Beats being a self-confessed racist and homophobe!

Some more irony:

....the mirror they hold in their hands..

.... I really like being short
And was never envious of anyone that is tall...

... looks, intelligence or how far apart her feet were from the top of her head...
..."Tallness" is secondary...
Wow, some people are seriously hung up on that joke I made!

Now where have I heard that before?

Oh, oh! A terrorist analogy? Do you know, I made one of those once! Then wondered why it was dark - a ton of bricks appeared to have descended upon me.

Now there really was no pun in that one, honest.