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[pomtzu]

A real woman? Oh no, apparently I can’t be one of those, for I am tall and skinny and am therefore a walking Barbie doll, who is actually not human but some genetically modified being created for the sole purpose of making real women feel bad. I apologise to real women everywhere!

Somehow, I did not detect an ounce of sarcasm in this statement. Just remember tho, that Barbie Dolls get old and worn out and tossed aside eventually.

Me??? - I'm old and short and happy with my life. Just call me a real woman.