Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

“How much do you weight?” she asked.
“145,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 190.

The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 8,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5’6”.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I am short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!