Well Hello There Oscar and a Pip Pip Cheerio to You from All Of Us at The Found Cat Hotel over here in the Colonies!!!
How anyone could discard a Handsome Elegant Tuxedo like you into the dust bin is beyond us , you are One Handsome Elegant Gentle Cat, a true Londoner in every sense of the word!!
Why some people would rather keep their silly machines than a Creature of Our Lord God Above who would love and cherish them is beyond us.

You are a Very Good Friend and one should never throw Friendship away in the world of 2010 Friendship is a very precious commodity indeed!
And You Oscar are more than worth your weight in Gold!!!

We Found Cats led By Our Mentor Mister Scrappy send a Monarchial MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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to Our Most Regal Newest Friend and Newest Cat Of The Day His Majesty Oscar the First!!