Two words: Quake Wax
I never heard of that, didn't know there was anything out there like that so I did a quick search.. WOW! I am impressed!

Quick question Don Juan's mom, would that rubberized shelf stuff work just as well, shelf liner I thing it is called... the beady looking stuff that is full of holes that you roll out?.. We do use that on the boat and can buy that stuff everywhere around here.. I even have some around here and am going to try it!