Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002 View Post
Good Wom.. Now you forgot to say Lesson #3 Is Also Dont Mess With Texans..
You heard the one about the Texan tourist who went to Australia for a holiday ????
He was on a bus trip in the outback with a bunch of Aussies.

All of a sudden, they passed a herd of cattle.
Texan: "What are those things ????"
Aussie: "Oh, they are probably Herefords or some kind of beef cattle."
Texan: "Yer kiddin.....we got longhorns in Texas twice the size of those."

The bus drives on further.
All of a sudden, they passed a herd of sheep.
Texan: "What on Gods earth are they ???"
Aussie: "Sheep, they are our prime wool sheep."
Texan: "You gotta be jokin pardner, we've sheep in Texas that make your sheep look like dwarfs."

The bus drives on further.
All of a sudden, a kangaroo bounds past the bus.
Texan: "Doggone, what in hell was that ??"
Aussie: Probably just one of our field mice."