Dear Uncle Catmandu, I don't like all that reddish-brown stuff on my chicken. Meowmie calls it sauce and she says it's delicious, but I just like the light part of chicken that's underneath the skin. Could I please have mine that way? And could I please sit together with Michael, Miquelito, Pouncierge, Scrappy2, Juke Joint Joseph, Princess, and Tubster Panther at this restaurant?

Thank you very much,
Purrs and head-bumpies,
Cassie