HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....


I am a wuss. There was a very -ast thunder storm that -lew past the house.
The thunder was so loud, it shook the ground.

I stopped, my heart skipped a beat and I listened to the window -rames rattle in that oh-so-threatening manner that makes you think about an earthquake.

I looked for the Edster-I am grabbing his little rear end before anything else-then realized it was not the earth moving.

It was god telling me to behave.

Thank goodness I live alone, How do you explain you need a shower and change of clothes to your loved ones?