Haiti Earthquake?

[RICHARD]

THAT, on it's own, is a rather large earthquake.

Just what I thought.

[RICHARD]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....


I am a wuss. There was a very -ast thunder storm that -lew past the house.
The thunder was so loud, it shook the ground.

I stopped, my heart skipped a beat and I listened to the window -rames rattle in that oh-so-threatening manner that makes you think about an earthquake.

I looked for the Edster-I am grabbing his little rear end before anything else-then realized it was not the earth moving.

It was god telling me to behave.

Thank goodness I live alone, How do you explain you need a shower and change of clothes to your loved ones?

[RICHARD]

LOL, here's my resume





DATE TIME(GMT) LATITUDE LONGITUDE MAG LOCATION

1971 2 9 14 0 34 25.00 118 24.00 6.5 San Fernando
1973 2 21 1445 34 4.00 119 2.00 5.2 Point Mugu
1980 5 25 1633 37 36.00 118 50.00 6.1 Mammoth Lakes
1980 5 25 1649 37 39.00 118 54.00 5.9 Mammoth Lakes
1980 5 25 1944 37 33.00 118 49.00 5.8 Mammoth Lakes
1980 5 27 1450 37 29.00 118 48.00 6.0 Mammoth Lakes
1986 7 8 920 34 0. 116 36.00 6.0 North Palm Springs
1987 10 1 1442 34 3.00 118 5.00 5.8 Whittier Narrows
1989 10 18 0004 37 2.19 121 52.98 7.1 Loma Prieta
1992 4 23 450 33 58.00 116 19.00 6.1 Joshua Tree
1992 6 28 1157 34 12.00 116 26.00 7.3 Landers
1992 6 28 1505 34 12.00 116 50.00 6.2 Big Bear
1993 5 17 2320 37 9.00 117 50.00 6.1 Big Pine
1994 1 17 1230 34 13.00 118 32.00 6.7 Northridge

The best ones?

When you are naked, sound asleep and dreaming of the gal in bed next to you!

[blue]

[RICHARD]

At least I can take the top off o- my milkshake and not get splattered?

[pomtzu]

I got my first scam email today regarding donations to the earthquake fund.

It was from someone claiming to be Al Gore, and requesting donations to a certain fund - by cash only- and this of course was to protect my personal info and credit card info. Gee - how nice to take that into consideration.

It's difficult to imagine that anyone could be such a low-life, but on the other hand, I'm surprised that more of these scum scammers haven't surfaced before now.

[RICHARD]

I got my first scam email today regarding donations to the earthquake fund.

It was from someone claiming to be Al Gore, and requesting donations to a certain fund - by cash only- and this of course was to protect my personal info and credit card info. Gee - how nice to take that into consideration.

It's difficult to imagine that anyone could be such a low-life, but on the other hand, I'm surprised that more of these scum scammers haven't surfaced before now.

Send me your in-ormation and I'll make sure that no one scams you, okay?

I don't trust Al Gore either!

Morons.