Some things fit for my digs, others didn't...

Totally Cincy "Be wary of his occasional deafness, test him by opening a
packet of biscuits shortly after he appears to be hard of hearing
following a 'get off the sofa' request."

and Definatly Sadie "Scorpio dogs are very energetic. No dog has a more kindly, gentle nature than Scorpio dog. He loves
the company of his most trusted allies and will accept fuss and
pampering for as long as it can be dished out. "