Sid is a "you will beat me" cat. He likes to be petted, but really hard, almost like a spanking. I know its wierd, but he really, really likes it and demands it.

He'll greet me when I get ready to take my shower in the morning. I have to beat him, then take my shower, then beat him again when I'm done with my shower.

He'll then look at me and meow, and I HAVE to follow him. If he goes into the kitchen, he needs food. If he goes into the living room, he needs another beating.