Asking for a job is one I've not heard before! Brilliant!

We've not been to one of those pitches in forever. We were at one in a "resort" complex when we were first married. The unit we stayed in was not very well kept up. When we got to a "manager", my husband said, "Is the unit we're in one of your time shares?" ... "Why, yes, it is" ... He then began to list the things wrong with it. The manager said, well, yours would be in a newer section; my husband countered with, "how long before it looks that bad?" We were ushered out pretty quickly.