Hey Richard,

I'll hold her down while you punch her then we can take the dog and run. Perhaps our PT friends will visit us both in jail. I don't understand the logic (if any) behind living creatures as fashion accessories. There was an article in a fashion magazine this past year where they were using the theme, "Just Peachy" with peach-colored articles of clothing with a "while you're at it, get a peach-faced lovebird to match your outfit!"

I could have screamed! I think I did, as a matter of fact. Lovebirds are not easy pets, like chuahuahuas. Why would they even put that out there?