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    At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and
    all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that,
    the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big
    party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept
    all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday
    morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they
    would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they
    visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they
    missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next
    day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the
    exam.

    The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a
    test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool,
    they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be
    easy... then they turned the page. On the second page was written...

    For 95 points: Which tire? _________




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    Q: Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
    A: So he can ho, ho, ho!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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