Winterized Thursday #346

[RICHARD]

You hate *WHAT*?

Good Grief ... what did your Mom cook for you kids?

Fur sure your Dad must have enjoyed the occassional Sunday Pot Roast.

I could eat Mom's Pot Roast all week long!

My mom made a killer PR.....I just didn't like the texture of the meat. The fat was what did it for me.

Loved the veggies, tho!

CD,

One green Irish coffee!

DONE!

Did you ever go thru the initiation process for Thursday's?

PM,

LOL, You can do anything you want.

One BE, Large?

DONE!

David,

You made me colder.

One cup of HOT coffee and Bailey's?

DONE!

Pom,

Zucchini walnut bread?

DONE!

[Catherinedana]

CD,

One green Irish coffee!

DONE!

Did you ever go thru the initiation process for Thursday's?

Uh oh! Do I have to go under the windmill?

[pomtzu]

Uh oh! Do I have to go under the windmill?

One clean joke will get you lifetime membership. However, since you tried to crash the party, I think we should make it a little tougher!! What do you think, Richard?????

[gini]

One clean joke will get you lifetime membership. However, since you tried to crash the party, I think we should make it a little tougher!! What do you think, Richard?????

Yeah - take away her green Irish coffee until she tells us a really good joke!

Crashing the party - where does she think she is - the WHITE HOUSE?

[Catherinedana]

How about this . . .

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'

[gini]

Give that lady back her Green Irish Coffee - freshen it up a bit and let's all say

WELCOME ABOARD!!

[Pinot's Mom]

OK - I think that one gets her in at least most of the way - how 'bout it Barkeep? ... Barkeep?? YO - BARKEEP!! Oh, where is he? Orc, go find him would you?

[catland]

Good joke.

Down to 13ºF here in the morning. BRRR. But we're lucky because its been clear so no ice to deal with.

Transition happens this weekend when Pacific weather is due to scour out our Artic Blast. I'm sipping on a pumpkin-spice latte at the moment, so adding some baileys sounds like a most exellent idea.

For lunch, anyone want some a bowl of hot chili?

[Catherinedana]

Thank you so much!!

Hey, I crashed last week too. Do I need to find another joke?

[gini]

Hey, Richard isn't just a kiddin' about the California weather. I walked out on my deck to go to work and almost went arse over teakettle on the ice crystals.

Soooo - a large very hot coffee - with a generous amount of Bailey's will thaw me out and get the day going.