That's nothing.
Our post office is so 'helpful' that they no longer list the phone numbers for the individual officies in the county, maybe the state too for all I know, so you can't call your local branch at all!

If you want to call the office down the road, you have to call an 800 number at a head corporate office and go through a dozen press 2, press 3 things until you get a recording of something. You never get a human. I had to bribe our mailman to get the post office's new direct phone number and he's not supposed to give it out.