I get so sick of all of these. I can't believe anyone would fall for any of these scams. I get bombarded every day!

I get them from dying widows with no children

Kids with no parents who want me to be their "legal guardian" and help them get their money. Of course they will pay me well for this

Military overseas who found millions stashed in barrels on Sadam's property

The FBI telling me that this person in Nigeria is legit and I can send info to him

Bank of America needing me to reset my info in my accounts because someone is trying to access them. DUH!!! I've never had any account with BOA

Paypal needing me to update - same reason as BOA

The "honest" hoodlums warning me not to deal with previous hoodlums who are just trying to take my money

Administrator of my email account. My mailbox is nearing capacity and they need my i.d. and password so they can reset it. Of course if I don't do this, they will be forced to shut my account down in 5 days. Oh no!!! - I'm just shaking in my boots...

These are just a few that come to mind. And there's nothing that irritates me more, than to receive the ones that start out with "Dearest", or "This may come as a surprise to you" blah-blah-blah. Oh sure - I'm just so freakin surprised........