A Totally stupid pointless thread

[Bonny]

This thread is hilarious! I have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

[kokopup]

Originally Posted by Genny
I saw a 2liter/litre (sp?) coke in the middle of the road today-it wasn't even opened. I bet someone dropped it out of their car, but how? lol

You didn't notice if that was a Coke Zero or original did you. If the one you say and the one Sparks19 saw are the same we can assume this is some sort of conspiracy.

[cassiesmom]

I went to Petsmart for cat food and saw a golden retriever, a yellow Lab, a dachshund that was sort of a coppery red- so pretty! And a dog who looked like Fritz03's Heidi, only bigger and with the colors of a beagle, black, white and reddish-brown ... soooo cute! One of the things I enjoy about shopping at Petsmart is seeing the people who bring their dogs to the store.

[Roxyluvsme13]

My roommate is an idiot. Just had to get that out there.

[Vette]

Rape is NOT a joke.

i hate it when people joke around an giggle about rape. saying crap like it its not rape if someone yells surprise or use it way out of context like ive seen before when someone was hugging someone else an one of them yells rape.

makes me want to slap them across their stupid heads.

[GoldenLover]

Random thought while driving down 75 today:
I giggle when there's a line of cars in the fast lane because a semi is passing another semi at approximately 1 mph faster than him, and there's this jerk behind you riding your bumper who slides on 2 wheels into the slow lane in an attempt to butt ahead of half the cars only to get to wait right behind the semi.
Now come on- we're obviously not in the fast lane, waiting patiently for fun. If there were a way to get around whatever is blocking the fast lane, dont you think someone would have taken advantage and used the fast lane to get around the semi? People like this crack me up. HURRY UP!!!.... and wait.
What makes me giggle is when he gets over there and realizes "oh crap, it's all backed up! I guess I'll have to get back over where I was and wait it out like everyone else". hehehe

Further, it upsets me when someone is riding your bumper and puts on his bright lights in an attempt to pursuade you to drive faster. As I was being blinded this morning by a pick-up truck with a vengence, I imagined how cool it would be if, on the back of my car, there was a little boxer glove attached to a spring like in the Roadrunner cartoons. Then you could hit the "POW" button on your dashboard and slap the guy riding your butt with brights on right in the kisser. LOL

[cassiesmom]

Rape is NOT a joke.

i hate it when people joke around an giggle about rape. saying crap like it its not rape if someone yells surprise or use it way out of context like ive seen before when someone was hugging someone else an one of them yells rape.

makes me want to slap them across their stupid heads.

Vette, smack them for me too. That's not funny.

I've heard teenagers say "Oh, that's so gay" and I just wince when I hear that. I'm straight, but I'm friends with gay people, and it makes me cringe. Could you just say, "Oh, that's so (something else)."

Further, it upsets me when someone is riding your bumper and puts on his bright lights in an attempt to pursuade you to drive faster. As I was being blinded this morning by a pick-up truck with a vengence, I imagined how cool it would be if, on the back of my car, there was a little boxer glove attached to a spring like in the Roadrunner cartoons. Then you could hit the "POW" button on your dashboard and slap the guy riding your butt with brights on right in the kisser. LOL

I definitely need a boxer glove like that! POW!

[dab_20]

Vette, smack them for me too. That's not funny.

I've heard teenagers say "Oh, that's so gay" and I just wince when I hear that. I'm straight, but I'm friends with gay people, and it makes me cringe. Could you just say, "Oh, that's so (something else)."

We were actually just having a conversation about that in my english class today. I HATE that too. But just like "that's so retarded", there will always be a word people use out of context to make it seem bad. Now mentally retarded is called mentally disabled. Pretty sure gay will be called something different soon enough. I say we should embrace it. "That's SO gay!".... "I know it's AWESOME!".

That'll stop people from saying it.

My random thought is I think I am addicted to the internet. I turned on the computer an hour ago to do homework. Have I done any homework as of yet? No.

[*LabLoverKEB*]

Just now saw all the congratulations... THANKS EVERYONE!

[GoldenLover]

OK so speaking of random things found alongside the road- it made me think of this:
I live in Ohio, and this time of year it is VERY common to see numerous dead deers that have been hit by vehicles along any major highway. My question: Where do these dead deers go? Many of them have been mostly intact for several weeks, just laying there, and no other critters have braved crossing US-75 to take advantage of the free meal. But eventually, they will disappear. Is there like a "Dead Dear Wagon" ran by a bunch of road-kill-eatin-rednecks that comes around screaming "Bring out your dead!" on the highway, looking for half-rotted carcasses? Here's a possible business slogan: "Dead Dear Wagon - You hit em, we get em!"

[Karen]

Usually it is the responsibility of the highway department - either the state or county, depending on what kind of road it is, or even the town. Usually there is a dumping spot set up for roadkill carcasses. Whenever you see one, you should call it in, so they know where it is, and can dispose of it properly.

[GoldenLover]

Well they are most certainly neglecting their duties, because I see 10-15 every day on my way to work (30 min drive down 75).

And not even a giggle for my Monty Python reference? Come on, people!

[Karen]

Well they are most certainly neglecting their duties, because I see 10-15 every day on my way to work (30 min drive down 75).

And not even a giggle for my Monty Python reference? Come on, people!

I think most people were probably trying hard not to picture rotting carcasses, and missed the MP reference.

Definitely call the state highway department, and be prepared to tell them where you enter and exit the highway, and about where the deer are. Likely, everyone else assumes it's someone else's job ... so no one does.

[GoldenLover]

Oh my goodness...