UPDATE!!!!!!! If anyone asks you to cash a check for them....

[RICHARD]

That little orange barcode on the back lets them trace every machine the letter went through, establishing a trail of evidence as an interstate case.

Hmmmmm, So, that's not the govmint spying on me?

[happylabs]

Hmmmmm, So, that's not the govmint spying on me?

Oh oh. I better stop sending those secret admirerer letters out.