Remynds me of when SmokeMuttz was the freshly found New-Kid-on-the-Block -
FULLY house-trained (I thought).
I walked into the bunkroom and detected a WET sock on my left footpaw.
Boots, da KAT, exited the room ... a possible suspect. He acted GUILTY.
>sniff< - >sniff< ...
YUP - KAT PEE ... Arrest dat Kat!
KAT was convicted & sentenced before being caught! Dragged to the scene of the crime;
hollered at; butt-smacked; and thrown into solitary (bathroom) jail.
During the blotting & mop-up ... Uhhhhhhh-Ooooooh ...
Whas's this DAMP SPOT on the WALL --- a LOT higher than da KAT can *pee*???
And prolly a lot higher than a female dawg can pee ... we're down to HIM or ME!
SMOKEMUTT!!!!!!! ~ Come HERE!
Da Kat was immediately parolled - Smokey went into basement solitary
for the rest of the evening.
KAT pouted for three days ... avoided me for a week.
Memo: Be SURE before you Convict & Punish!!
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