Hijack thread.

[Daisy and Delilah]

THANK YOU JENNIE !!!!! OMG!!! Not only does he look great, he melts me when he talks. Swoon............

[smokey the elder]

A large flock of blackbirds just flew past my building at work.

[kokopup]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

[slick]

Jacks???? Did someone say Jacks??? I love the game of jacks. Anyone wanna play????

[RICHARD]

HI Jacks!

GINI AND SLICK!

Go for it!

[slick]

Oh my Richard, what big balls you have there.....

[sparks19]

LMAO slick. funny funny

I will refraind from saying how much I SUCK at taht game lol

oih too late

[slick]

Oh my Richard, what big balls you have there.....

they remind me of Shweddy Balls........

[Laura's Babies]

Lint Clay
1 1/2 C lint from the dryer
1 C water
1/2 C regular flour
2 drops essential oil scent of your choice
newspaper


1) Place lint in a saucepan and cover it with the water. When the lint is saturated, add the flour and stir until the mixture is smooth.

2) Add the flavoring. (This is to help it smell better - for God's sake, don't try eating this mess!)

3) Cook the mixture, stirring constantly, until it forms peaks and holds together.

4) Pour it onto the newspaper to cool.

5) Shape and model figures, or cover a form with it, such as a balloon, armature, etc.

6) Allow to dry for 3 - 5 days, then paint and decorate as required.

7) Stand back and wait to be contacted by the Metropolitan Museum of Art

[Daisy and Delilah]

Mrs. Field's Ginger Spice cookies are delicious.