Hijack thread.

[RICHARD]

http://people.howstuffworks.com/hijacking-info.htm

JUst in case you wondered....

[Daisy and Delilah]

THANK YOU JENNIE !!!!! OMG!!! Not only does he look great, he melts me when he talks. Swoon............

[smokey the elder]

A large flock of blackbirds just flew past my building at work.

[kokopup]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

[slick]

Jacks???? Did someone say Jacks??? I love the game of jacks. Anyone wanna play????

[RICHARD]

HI Jacks!

GINI AND SLICK!

Go for it!

[slick]

Oh my Richard, what big balls you have there.....