A flight has been delayed and passengers are lined up waiting to be rerouted when an angry passenger pushes past everyone in the line and slams his ticket on the counter and demands, " I NEED to be on THIS plane and in first class!."

The ticket agent says, "Sir, I'd be happy to help you, but you need to return to the line."

The man retorts," You don't seem to understand...do you KNOW who I AM?"

Without missing a beat the ticket agent picks up the microphone and announces to the terminal, " There is a man at window 24 who doesn't seem to know who he is. Anyone who can help him identify himself, please report to window 24."

By this time the entire line is in hysterics and the man, furious, and turning beet red, flips off the ticket agent.

Again, without missing a beat, the ticket agent responds, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to wait in line for that too."