Another day at the White House


A re-telling of the old Abbot & Costello skit "Who's on First? - updated and just hilarious!
We take you now to the Oval Office.......

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China

George: Great. Lay it on me

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China

George: That's what I want to know

Condi: That's what I'm telling you

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes

George: I mean the fellow's name

Condi: Hu

George: The guy in China

Condi: Hu

George: The new leader of China

Condi: Hu

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East

Condi: That's correct

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No

Condi: You don't want Kofi

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

Condi picks up the phone......

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?