Alrighty, it has to be a joke?! Well I TOTALLY suck at jokes, but my fiancee told me this one which he made up so if its lame blame him .

A poodle walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Where've you been? The poodle Parlor?"

I'm really not going to explain that one cause i think its self explanitory.

I would really love a Pina Colada. Yumm!