OMD, these are hilarious. Thanks for bumping this up Richard.
The only one I can think of is back in 1985 I was living with then-BF and renting his sister's house. That year we had adopted two kitties (Casper & OJ) who were siblings - I think come Christmas they were both about 8 months old. That was year I discovered (as most of you have) not to put tinsel on a tree.
Needless to say a couple of days after decorating the tree, I had to pull a piece of tinsel out of Casper's arse.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
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Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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