Max has become "lap fungus" lately and I thought it was just because he loved me.

It's not me he wants - it's my nice, big, fluffy, lush, fleece housecoat from LLBean that he loves. As soon as I put it on and sit on the couch, here he comes and parks his arse. I don't care - I still love it because it's the first time in his life he's done that.