Read "Marley and Me' - at least you'll feel better. Will she "fetch?" Is there a fenced in area that you might be able to play fetch with her for a while every day? That's low effort for the human, but tiring for the pooch.

When will her puppyhood end? Umm, age 3-6? Yes, years, sorry. Any neighborhood kids that could take her for a run every day or so?