mmmm.... I love pumpkin! Give me one of everything on the menu so far, and don't skimp in the whipped cream!
And a nice mug of hot chocolate to go with it, please
I haz a kitteh!
mmmm.... I love pumpkin! Give me one of everything on the menu so far, and don't skimp in the whipped cream!
And a nice mug of hot chocolate to go with it, please
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Welcome to the bar, Queen! My kitties all join me here, and they say feel free to pet them any time you like
Its been a while since I posted a joke, so in honor of my friend the firefighter (because firefighters are so awesome lol) :
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.
After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65. To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the Chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.
After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous, the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers. After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money.
The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck!"
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Thank you DJF, from all of Phred's PetFamily.....!!!!Punkin anything with some strong coffee with Slicks Baileys when you get in Richard, or hows about I put another log on the fire and brew up some more coffee and THEN you can take over whilst I say hello to some old friends
~ at least I'm not...
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WoW just look at what Orc did.. Some pumpkin bread & one of those drinks too please..
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That Orc is pretty handy, ain't he?
Pumpkin bread and a PPM!!
Done!
Hi laurie b,
I'll stoke the fire if you make coffee?
DONE!
DJ,
THAT was funny!
Gosh, we have to have a joke Thursday soon!
TO2K,
One of everything and a hot choco on top!
DONE!
David,
One pumpking pie and a a coffee.
QoP,
Took you long enough!
One pie and coffee.....Come on in and take a load off!
DONE!
LH,
Coffee?
Pie?
DONE?
PM,
One of everything!
DONE!
POM,
Trade a PB for a martini?
DONE!
Karen,
Pumpkin CC sounds really good!
DONE!
Blue,
thanks for the suggestion!
DONE!
Luv my kitties!
Ahhh, what a lovely place. Good place to hide away from your troubles. Pumpkin pie, my very favorite, could I get another piece dear sir?? As I sit on the floor like a good cat mom as Mr. Diego has taken my chair.
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Mommy to: Cali (14 year old kitten)
(RB furbabies: Rascal RB 10/11/03 (ferret), Sami RB 24/02/04 (dog), Trouble RB 10/08/05 (ferret), Miko RB 20/01/06 (ferret) and Sebastian RB 12/12/06(ferret), Sasha RB 17/10/09 (border collie cross), Diego RB 04/12/21
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Here in the bar there is plenty of room to sit.Originally Posted by Queen of Poop
We also have a giant sofa in front of the fireplace....
I'm watching the baseball game on the big screen!
Another pumpkin pie?
DONE!
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Which would explain why Lady has taken a sudden interest in the chair.
Lady, Kitties ARE okay here, I promise.
Why don't ya go lean on QoP for a bit, looks like she could use it, and be good for a change. Introduce yourself to Mr. Diego NICELY!!!!!!
Just because there are 96 biscotti doesn't mean you get 90 of 'em, Lady.
I'll take you up on that pie offer, Richard, and I'll have a coffee as well. Pumpkins get et, not drunk.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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It's 50F and raining tonight in Chicago ... could I have coffee, please? No, wait, I'd better have decaf.
Pumpkin biscotti, anyone?
Pumpkin Pie Biscotti
(source: http://www.christmas-cookies.com)
Makes about 96
3-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1-1/2 cups firmly packed brown sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice
1/2 cup mashed canned pumpkin
2 large eggs, lightly beaten
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
1-1/4 cup macadamia nuts, coarsely chopped
Preheat oven to 350 F. Combine flour, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, and pumpkin pie spice in a large bowl; stir well. In another bowl, combine pumpkin, eggs, and vanilla, stirring well with a wire whisk. Slowly add pumpkin mixture to flour mixture, stirring until dry ingredients are moistened. (Mixture will be very crumbly; it will gradually become moist after stirring.) Melt butter n a large skillet over medium heat; add macadamia nuts. Cook, stirring constantly, until nuts are browned. Remove from heat and cool completely. Knead or gently stir cooled nuts into dough. Place dough on a lightly floured surface and divide into 4 portions. Lightly flour hands and shape each portion into a 1 x 15" long log. Place logs 3" apart on lightly greased cookie sheets. Bake for 23 minutes; cool logs 15 minutes. Reduce oven temperature to 300. Cut each log diagonally into 1/2" slices using a serrated knife. Place slices on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake for 15 minutes. Cool completely on wire racks.
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How the heck am I going to eat 96 Biscotti?
WOW!
One decaf.
DONE!
Hi Slick,
One grezy cheeze!
DONE!
Oh, and here's a beer!
DONE!
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