Pumpkin Thursday #339

[Lady's Human]

The fee is one joke.

After that, the virtual drinks are on the house, just watch out for Orc, Little Orange Kitte, Lady, and the rest of the menagerie. (Stay away from the L+F )

[smokey the elder]

Yum...all things pumpkin. I'll have a pumpkin muffin and some coffee for now.

[Queen of Poop]

I'm not feeling real jokey these days but hows this:

A man without a woman is a bachelor, a woman without a man is a genius!

[davidpizzica]

You're in, Queen of poop! That joke definitely qualifies. I'll join you with a coffee and a BIG piece of pumpkin pie!

[aTailOf2Kitties]

mmmm.... I love pumpkin! Give me one of everything on the menu so far, and don't skimp in the whipped cream!

And a nice mug of hot chocolate to go with it, please

[DJFyrewolf36]

Welcome to the bar, Queen! My kitties all join me here, and they say feel free to pet them any time you like

Its been a while since I posted a joke, so in honor of my friend the firefighter (because firefighters are so awesome lol) :

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.
After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65. To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the Chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.
After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous, the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers. After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money.
The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck!"

[lbaker]

Thank you DJF, from all of Phred's PetFamily.....!!!! ...and all FierFiters evberywhere!!! Welcome Queen!!! Let' us see... hmmmm, 339 Thursdays. What is that in dawg or qat years Punkin anything with some strong coffee with Slicks Baileys when you get in Richard, or hows about I put another log on the fire and brew up some more coffee and THEN you can take over whilst I say hello to some old friends