Quote Originally Posted by momcat View Post
That is hysterical!! I must admit to talking to Groucho like that and often can't help but wonder if he's thinking, "And they call us dumb animals!"

Not too long ago a few of us at the office were wondering what our pets would say if they could talk. We decided that maybe we don't want to know.
My Fur Posse would probably tell a newcomer (not that there will be any newcomers) "She's nice but she'll kiss you a lot. If you can put up w/that, you'll get good food, a warm bed, lots of toys that you'll never play with, the best vet care, and you'll have a sun room w/lots of windows where you can watch the birds all day or sleep in the sun. But be warned, she'll pick you up and smother you w/kisses w/out warning!"