Having goo put in my ears doesn't bother me so much - it's annoying, but not too bad. And I'll tell you, I'm feeling less itchy already! But I sure am HUNGRY. Thirsty, too. And I'm not getting any extra food! I beg and purr and turn on the cute, even when my human's just frying tofu (why does she think I wouldn't like it if she doesn't even let me try it?) But I'm looking more handsome by the day, and I'm not getting scolded for scratching too close to my eyes or scratching my ears too hard. And my human praises me for eating up all my "salmon mouse" with my vitamins and stuff mixed in. We're an odd couple, for sure, but I think we make a good team.

Love, Smudge