Oh, not true!Originally Posted by aTailOf2Kitties
Your car is a rolling buffet to Mouse Mob!
They'll eat most everything the car is made out of!
My "older" bomb must have a missing rubber plug, a rust hole, or an
underside opening the the Mouse Mob uses as their front door ...
I've lost count how many generations and 'families of Mices actually
consider the Bus to be "Home" ... but Heidi goes ballistic every time she hops in.
SO FAR ... the head Chef in the Mouse Kitchen has prepared dishes from:
* the car & camera manuals, and the registration & insurance papers in the glove box;
* the checkbook in the center console;
* seat stuffing;
* a 40# bag of Dawg Krunchies left overnight in the trunk;
* a Tupperware container of Dawg Treats stored in the trunk.
The Mouse Housekeeping Staff have prepared beds and lodgings from:
* Spare clothes carried in a grip in the trunk
* a box full of Pooh-Bags for the Mutts
* bits & pieces of carpet, seat stuffing, and insulation.
The Engineering Division supervised & directed the building of Condos in
the air filter box AND the Heater Ducts in and behind the dash.
(And I think that's where the Porta-Poddy is also located - that hasn't
been *empied* or *serviced*since the Mob moved in.
The Last Straw (and demise of the Old Bus) came with the hiring of the
New Chef - he introduced his specialty >>>
Electrical WIRES and Insulation!
A month ago various things just "quit working" ...
* Glove box light went out
* DASH lights went out
* Radio & Clock went dark
* 4-way Hazard flasher quit flashin
* License Plate light went out
** the Death Meal was served while I shopped in Wally'sWorld ...
We pulled out of Wally's after DARK and got a KNOCK on the window
at the first light ...
"HEY, Bud - ya got NO Tail Lights on this car!"
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