CBS employee charged with Letterman extortion plot

**RICHARD** · 10-09-2009, 12:42 PM

Top Ten reasons you may be in trouble with the wife.

10. You bring your 'assistant' along when you go on vacation in Montana with your wife.

9. Paying your assistant 200,000 a year is more expensive that hiring a hooker?

8. The wife doesn't appreciate your sense of humor.

7. Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah.....

6. How much is half of ALOT OF MONEY?

5. The next time you hire an assistant? Make sure she doesn't keep a diary.

4. It's only cheating if you are caught.

3. Your wife makes you apologize and you can't help but putting it in a monologue and passing it off as humor.

2. You hide all the Super Glue in the house and sleep with one eye open.

And the Number One reason you may be in hot water with your wife?

1. She asks you to sleep on the couch-in the next state over............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4

**happylabs** · 10-09-2009, 01:20 PM

Great Top 10 List Richard! Did you make that one up?

**RICHARD** · 10-10-2009, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by happylabs

Great Top 10 List Richard! Did you make that one up?

Yes, I do all my own writing.

I don't have the money to hire writers or hooke----ah , assistants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4

lolololol, this poor cat should be paid every time I use that link.

**RICHARD** · 10-22-2009, 05:45 PM

Come on Dave!

Steve Phillips got caught knocking boots with his intern..that should be worth a few points in YOUR eyes.....Or a few jokes about cheating on your spouse/SO/GF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

**Grace** · 10-22-2009, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

Come on Dave!

Steve Phillips got caught knocking boots with his intern..that should be worth a few points in YOUR eyes.....Or a few jokes about cheating on your spouse/SO/GF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

I think he picked the wrong woman/girl - young enough to be his daughter, btw. Does the phrase fatal attraction ring a bell?

She had calls made to his wife, sent her emails, may have contacted one of his sons.

**Edwina's Secretary** · 10-22-2009, 07:02 PM

And not very smart! Read the letter she wrote to his wife and her interesting take on the Catholic Church and divorce....

Phillips

(Photos of her as well...oh my...)

Letterman is looking more virtuous by the day!

**RICHARD** · 10-23-2009, 02:00 AM

Grace,
That broad went to SP's house and crashed into a wall!

Hey,
I saw the potato lady on David Letterman while he had BO on the show,

I could tell Dave and BO wanted to invite her on stage with them...I guess it's too soon for Dave and Barack to mingle with the ladies?