Furminology Dictionary Update 9/28/04

[RICHARD]

I got this from a co-worker:

Scoop alert. You're on scoop alert when a) you hear kitty pawing in the litter pan or b) you walk in the room where the litter pan is, and you're greeted by... that smell.

Weapon of mass distinction?

[RICHARD]

Orna-Mental v. (Ohr nuh Mehn tul) Psychotic state induced by mixing cats and any holiday decorations in your home.


Tinsel-Turd n. (Tihn sul Terd) The phenomenon of having your pet 'pass' their very own 'Holiday Log'-Just for you to clean up.

Holiday Log n. (Hul eh Dai Log) See Tinsel Turd.

[smokey the elder]

LOL@ "holiday log"!

[RICHARD]

LOL@ "holiday log"!

Uh, maybe I should have said "Yule Log"?

[cassiesmom]

gushifudz (n) ... canned cat food

Example sentence: The veterinarian told me it is not good for Cassie's teeth to eat only gushifudz.

[RICHARD]

I cannot take credit for this one, but I was just looking at Ed's toes....


Pink Jelly Bean Toes - n. (Peehnk Jeh Lee Beehn Tohz)- What a kittehs toes/footpads look like- pink jelly beans.

[cassiesmom]

Pink Jelly Bean Toes - n. (Peehnk Jeh Lee Beehn Tohz)- What a kittehs toes/footpads look like- pink jelly beans.

Slimed, I've been: compare Initial Squish (In-ISH-al Sqw-ish) n.- the moment your brain registers the soft, cold cat puke easing between your toes around three in the morning.

Big Stinky: what happens when cat does not "cover" after using litter box. Example sentence (thank you to orangemm):

"When (cat)* does the "big stinky", he can clear a room in 10 seconds!"

*kitteh's name removed to protect his identity

[RICHARD]

Relocat-tion - (N.) Ree loh khat shun - Moving to a new home with your cat in tow.

[cassiesmom]

This one I can just describe with a picture. Rule of Cuteness: 'If your ears point at 9 and 3 o’clock, you’re cute.'


source of picture: cuteoverload dot com