Top ten reasons that pre/extramarital sex will come back to haunt you??

10. Eliot Spitzer paid for sex and got caught!

9. The lesion on your groin matches the one your GF/wife has on her hip.

8. You may have to have that birds and bees talk when your son comes home from 6th grade crying.

7. Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah.....Names you'll never yell during that 'special moment'.

6. Wasilla looks like a place to buy vacation property.

5. You'll take your son to a WNBA game and he has sex with a player during half time.

4. Eliot Spitzer isn't laughing at you.....he's guffawing!

3. You realize that the bald headed guy playing keyboard is also kinda creepy.

2. "Love you honey" rings kinda hollow, when you say it?

1. 18 years dating the same woman does get old after a while. Add five of married life and all bets are off!

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