CBS employee charged with Letterman extortion plot

[RICHARD]

Top ten reasons that pre/extramarital sex will come back to haunt you??

10. Eliot Spitzer paid for sex and got caught!

9. The lesion on your groin matches the one your GF/wife has on her hip.

8. You may have to have that birds and bees talk when your son comes home from 6th grade crying.

7. Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah.....Names you'll never yell during that 'special moment'.

6. Wasilla looks like a place to buy vacation property.

5. You'll take your son to a WNBA game and he has sex with a player during half time.

4. Eliot Spitzer isn't laughing at you.....he's guffawing!

3. You realize that the bald headed guy playing keyboard is also kinda creepy.

2. "Love you honey" rings kinda hollow, when you say it?

1. 18 years dating the same woman does get old after a while. Add five of married life and all bets are off!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4

[Catty1]

It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music.
- Honore de Balzac

Maybe it gets old for HER too, RICHARD???

[RICHARD]

Maybe it gets old for HER too, RICHARD???

Get up and change the CD, dammit!

LOL, do I have to do a top ten for DL's Wife too?

Give me a hour or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4

[Edwina's Secretary]

Looks like the guy trying to blackmail Letterman is a bit of a piker.

Senator Ensign's blackmailer asked for $8.5 million!!! http://news.aol.com/article/ensigns-...ught-85/700404

I guess when all the parties are married it is worth more???

[RICHARD]

Top Ten reasons you may be in trouble with the wife.

10. You bring your 'assistant' along when you go on vacation in Montana with your wife.

9. Paying your assistant 200,000 a year is more expensive that hiring a hooker?

8. The wife doesn't appreciate your sense of humor.

7. Uma, Oprah, Uma, Oprah.....

6. How much is half of ALOT OF MONEY?

5. The next time you hire an assistant? Make sure she doesn't keep a diary.

4. It's only cheating if you are caught.

3. Your wife makes you apologize and you can't help but putting it in a monologue and passing it off as humor.

2. You hide all the Super Glue in the house and sleep with one eye open.

And the Number One reason you may be in hot water with your wife?

1. She asks you to sleep on the couch-in the next state over............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4

[happylabs]

Great Top 10 List Richard! Did you make that one up?

[RICHARD]

Great Top 10 List Richard! Did you make that one up?

Yes, I do all my own writing.

I don't have the money to hire writers or hooke----ah , assistants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4


lolololol, this poor cat should be paid every time I use that link.