Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
NEW YORK -- Comedian David Letterman said on Monday his wife has been "horribly hurt" by revelations of his sexual affairs exposed in an extortion plot against him and he apologized to staff of his popular late-night talk show.
Top Ten reasons your life just got a little more difficult...

10.Your wife does not understand that YOU are the victim in the story.

9. You will beat Sarah Palin unto the pages of Playboy because you are a bigger "boob" than she is.

8. Your apology to the staff is geared toward the women you didn't sleep with.

7. You tell your writing staff, "No more sex jokes, I need to reform my image!".

6. You really never had an image.

5. Tripp Palin laughs at you and he's never seen your show!

4. You have to open up your secret apartment above the studio to the hired help.

3. The date on your "private sex life" expired on 10/01/09.

2. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, you can kick yourself in the arse a lot easier!

1. You didn't "poop where you ate", you were only "having sex where you worked"!


Again, this is my obsession/most fave video clip.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0jfYacp-r4