CBS employee charged with Letterman extortion plot

[Pam]

Richard you are funnier than David Letterman ever was. I have tried to watch his show and it has left me cold. He just isn't funny IMHO and I have wondered how he got where he is today. On those nights when I was able to stay up late, Jay Leno was who I would watch. Now I get to see him earlier these days.

[Edwina's Secretary]

The things I learn on PetTalk!

Crime is funny if you don't like the person against whom the crime is committed.

Incest is disgusting unless you don't like the child - in which case it is just to "cash in."

It is funny to call a child illegitimate even if the parents later marry - if you don't like the person.

But you do not call a child illegitimate if you approve of the politics of the parents or grandparents.

White male politicians who are accused of ethical violations are "forgiven." Black female politicians who are accused of ethical violations will "be taken care of."

Very sad indeed!