Help help help

[momcat]

Hi Don Jaun,
I just saw this now. Why were you in the hoosgow? Please call me on my cell phone right away and let me know what's going on. I'm putting in a call for the Catmobile right now. Just say the word and the PT Legal Team is on the way.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[Freedom]

Don Juan, help is on the way! how DARE your momma, putting you in that carrier and taking to to . . GASP! . . . the white coats!

Hmmm, sounds like you had a good check up, that is a relief. Now, make momma feel guilty so she keeps on giving those treats for a few days to make up to you! Oh wait, you are a kitty, you already KNOW that rule!

[allmycats]

LOL

Don Juan
I am calling rescuers for you right now! you will soon be free! stay calm!