Buon giorno, adorable Theodore! Happy Cat of the Day to you!!! Now, I hope you're not going to let Grandma set today's itinerary! Sounds to me that G'Ma needs a bit of ummm, tweaking, hehe. Though I must say, the thought of "flying meatballs" doesn't sound all bad to me! As a very young child, my next door neighbors were first generation Italians and their daughter my best friend! I sooo much wanted to be Italian...always lots of laughter, something fun going on at their house; and great cooking! For sure things are never dull there in your villa, Theodore! But as others have said, try just a little harder to keep the humans under control...well, Grandma at least! Your photos are simply the best, Theodore! I simply love that shot of you apres bain...and yep, there's your rubber ducky! lol Enjoy your well earned day of honor sweetheart, and every moment of "la dolce vita!!!" Hugs and kisses to you, adorable Theodore!