Calling Pinot, Tigris, Filou, Gatsby and Officer Edwina.....our fellow kitty Chestnut is being aboosed

There is no time to spare, Chestnut desperately needs our help. Such treatment simply cannot and will not be tolerated! Meowmie is getting the crab legs and fried chicken right now and the Catmobile leaves just as soon as we get our supplies! Turn your cell phones on and I'll call you when the Catmobile gets to your neighborhood. The security guards from the local no kill shelter will be sure that the Catmobile has clear roadways.

Don't worry about a thing, Chestnut, help is on the way! Call me on my cell phone so we can get started on your case. There will be crab legs and fried chicken waiting for you.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose