Quote Originally Posted by k9krazee View Post

I'm in a demolition derby tomorrow!
One of those fun demo. derbys where you race on a figure 8 track!

... my twin brother, Adam ... couldn't get the time off work.
He asked me if I wanted to race his car!

I don't have too high of expectations ...
HEY!
None of that defeatist attitude!!
WE all have very HIGH expectations for you!

Remember some of the basics:

* Protect your Front End!
(Radiator, Fan, Water Pump, Steering Tires)
Take your *HITS* with your Rear End or Passenger Side
Do your *HITTING* in reverse - HIT with your REAR!

* DON'T become a Sammich!
If two cars come at you from opposite directions -
GET outta Dodge FAST! ... RUN out of the way, let 'em *smack* each other ...
then back up and get at least one of them!

Keep Moving!

Remember to *smack* someone within the inactivity time limit ...
you can't go off and hide for too long or they'll flag you.

Don't hit DAD too hard --- he might furget he knows ya!

Keep 'er Runnin and have alotta PHUNN!!