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    So I had called up the vet.
    I need some of his time
    This was before the new litter of the year two thousand and nine
    And still those kitties are coming from far away
    I wake up in the middle of the night,
    Just to hear them say…..

    Welcome to the….

    Shrimp that may need peeling,
    Some chikin would be some good.
    The kitties say, We are all just visitors here, looking for food!

    And on the patio
    They gather for the kibble
    They eat it with their hungry tongues
    They don’t believe in just “nibble”

    Last thing I remember
    I was running for the door.
    I had to check on the food,
    In case they needed more


    Relax, said the kittehs,
    We appreciate the chow..
    You can feed us any time you like
    But , WE WANT IT NOW!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    I see that you don't need the Eagles afterall............

    Love it-love it-love it!!!!
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    Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz

    To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
    Ecclesiastes 3:1
    The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
    To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
    Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
    Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
    ~~~~true author unknown~~~~

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    OMG too funny and too clever!!
    Trap-Neuter-Return (TNR) is a full management plan in which stray and feral cats already living outdoors in cities, towns, and rural areas are humanely trapped, then evaluated, vaccinated, and sterilized by veterinarians. Kittens and tame cats are adopted into good homes. Healthy adult cats too wild to be adopted are returned to their familiar habitat under the lifelong care of volunteers

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    It was Hotel Cat-lifornia, Stray Cat Strut or Cat Scratch Fever.

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    To the tune of "Stray Cat Strut" (Setzer)

    Stray cat strut, I'm a yellow cat,
    RICHARD's house, hey man, that's where it's at!
    Get a little bit of catnip from the garden, and
    Get my dinner from a very kind man.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Wait....what's that???
    Turn a little more to the left Richard....yes, that right. Ah, there it is.

    SUCKER written all over your forehead.....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    Wait....what's that???
    Turn a little more to the left Richard....yes, that right. Ah, there it is.

    SUCKER written all over your forehead.....
    Shut up.......

    I planned it that way!

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