The Cat Alphabet?

[lvpets2002]

Too Funny John but good.. Sounds just like my wording around the house..

In our house they all know the word "NO" aka "your going to get wet"
But as with all the cat words this word is also subject to selective hearing.
Other words that are used are
1."gitoffdawall" - get off the wall.
2."imeatin" - I am eating leave me alone or die.
3."nonails" - if you do not remove your nails from my body I will bleed
all over you.
4."whatsyoudoing" - what are you up too, keep it up and you will get wet.
all these words are usually presided by a name.

[RICHARD]

Well, I guess we have trimmed down the Cat Alphabet down to the letter "Z"!

[smokey the elder]

Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.

[RICHARD]

Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.

Roseanne Barr had a standup routine that I cannot remember exactly how it went. But the basic premise was about being a mom and yelling at your kids.

To paraphrase her routine?

It started with her telling her kids "Don't drink the milk out of the carton"

After so many warnings it was truncated to "Don't drink the milk....."

A few more times shortened it to, "Don't drink......"

Then it finally was reduced to......."Beh!"

Would you let us know when it gets to, "Diamond.....ah!"